Night Arrows!
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Upset Stomach

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The mysterious sausage tastes delicious going down, but because your stomach is not used to meat you almost immediately feel terrible. Your tummy is making growling noises and you are sure you are going to be sick.


Even though this room seems like a place where its okay to poop on the floor, habit makes you rush outside before you have an explosive burst of diarrhea. You feel like maybe you shit out two gallons of liquid feces, and it mixes with the blood of the slain Orcs.

Okay, I go back inside.

Now that I have diarrhea I’m too embarrassed to continue on this quest.

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