You use a stern but gentle voice and tell the dogs to settle down, but they are too angry and hungry to fall for your mind tricks. They are actually really insulted that you would try to pull something like that. Its pretty misogynistic if you think about it. Its just like those pick up artists that think they can trick women into having sex with them by wearing stupid hats and then telling the women their hair sucks. Who fucking does that? Apparently you do. Of course this didn’t work. The dogs eat you.