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Dogs Attack!

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You walk up the stairs out of the room with all the pigs, poop, and sausages into the room above it. You don’t get a good look at the room because instantly you are attacked by vicious guard dogs! There are six of them and they all look underfed, despite the abundance of food in this tower so far.

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WHAT DO YOU DO?

I attack the dogs with my magic sword!

I try to calm the dogs down Dog Whisperer style.

Fuck this I’m running.

Throw the dogs my sausages!

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