I worked out today for the first time in a long time. A buddy of mine that teaches martial arts at a dojo invited me to work out with him tonight, I think because he thinks I've been withdrawn lately since my ex and I broke up. He's probably right but I'm not depressed or anything. Anyway, it did not go well. »
First it was Ubertrout not liking all the same foods I like. Then everyone disagreed with me when I said boobs on breast plates were fine as decorative armor. But now, with this wave of sharing and unsharing, I think its finally time for me to go. »
I think for a lot of people, the best part about the new Thor movies has been Thor's charming asshole brother, Loki. It appears that Marvel has taken notice and is making a new comic starring the villain: Loki, Agent of Asgard. »
Justin Bieber is not an American, he comes from the north. Nope, not Canada, further north. NORTH LIKE OUTER SPACE!!! Now I finally have VIDEO EVIDENCE that Bieber is a Reptilian space monster sent here to impregnate our Earth tweens with lizard babies. »
Hello everyone! There has been a lull in the action around here so I thought now would be the perfect time to present to you a third sample from my Vampire Cops TV show I am currently shopping. Based off of my past excerpts (Vampire Cop episodes previously shown on Groupthink
You know those pictures that a friend will give you a link to without comment, and you click on it thinking, "I like this person, maybe they sent me something nice like a pug gif"? And then when you open it its a dilated butthole and it scars you forever? »
This isn't a call to arms. This troll is dead.
I'm currently going at it with asshole and known-troll JohnnySqueasel on Gawker